Finally, a book you don't have to cook!
If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:
How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners
Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary
Prison cell feng shui
How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally
The Zagat guide to fine prison dining