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The Filthy Truth

by Andrew Dice Clay & David Ritz Touchstone (November 11, 2014)

From Andrew Dice Clay, the “Undisputed Heavyweight Comedy King,” comes the unapologetic and uncensored autobiography fans have been waiting for.

Andrew Dice Clay’s raw stand-up delivery has shocked and...


Grace's Guide

by Grace Helbig Touchstone (October 21, 2014)

#1 New York Times Bestseller

By the host of The Grace Helbig Show on E! and the it’sGrace YouTube channel, comedian Grace Helbig offers an irreverent and illustrated guide to life for anyone faced with the...


The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide

by Douglas Walker & Graham Walker Touchstone (October 05, 2004)

Rock Paper Scissors (RPS), the ultimate decision-making tool, is played the world over. By the late twentieth century, however, the sport's illustrious governing body, the World Rock Paper Scissors Society,...


You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

by Heather McDonald Touchstone (June 08, 2010)

New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald’s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven....


The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide

by Judy Carter Touchstone (May 04, 2010)

Judy Carter, guru to aspiring comedy writers and stand-up comics, tells all about the biz of being funny and writing funny in this bright, entertaining, and totally practical guide on how to draw humor from...


Book of the Subgenius

by Subgenius Foundation Touchstone (November 24, 2009)

Sometimes a book goes too far. Sometimes is... now.

First, there was The Gilgamesh.

Then... the Bhagavad-Gita

Then... the Torah, the New Testament, the Koran

Then... the Book of Mormon, Dianetics, I'm OK You're...


What Would Betty Do?

by Paul Bradley Touchstone (November 24, 2009)

Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you!

In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given...


To-Do List

by Sasha Cagen Touchstone (June 30, 2008)

What Do Your Lists Say About You?

More and more, we are a nation of list-makers, from grocery lists, New Year's resolutions, and things to do before we die to DVDs to rent and people we've kissed. In To-Do...


Bro on the Go

by Barney Stinson Touchstone (September 09, 2009)

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother, an abbreviated, “on-the-Bro” version of the classic New York Times bestseller The Bro Code, featuring a new introduction by author Barney Stinson.

When The Bro...


Barack Like Me

by David Alan Grier & Alan Eisenstock Touchstone (October 06, 2009)

FROM GROWING UP IN DETROIT, where he marched as a ten-year-old with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., to attending the inauguration of President Barack Obama, where he narrowly avoided the Purple Tunnel of Doom but...


The Bro Code

by Barney Stinson Touchstone (October 14, 2008)

From the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother comes Barney Stinson’s words of wit, wisdom, and awesomeness, The Bro Code—the New York Times bestseller (really!) with more than a million copies in print all...


The Wobbit

by The Harvard Lampoon Touchstone (November 26, 2013)

From the authors of the New York Times bestselling parody The Hunger Pains, this fresh take on J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit is a hilarious send-up of Middle-earth, publishing just in time for the major motion...


Shut Up, You're Welcome: Thoughts on Life, Death, and Other Inconveniences

by Annie Choi Touchstone (July 09, 2013)

From the author of Happy Birthday or Whatever, an outright hilarious and heartfelt collection of personal essays about everything from underwear to musical theater.

ANNIE CHOI HATES MUSICAL THEATER. SHE THINKS...


Fuck Yeah Menswear: Bespoke Knowledge for the Crispy Gentleman

by Kevin Burrows & Lawrence Schlossman Touchstone (November 06, 2012)

The men’s fashion magnum opus for the ages, “Fuck Yeah Menswear is a hilarious new tome for the sartorially obsessed” (San Francisco Chronicle).

In your hands is an Amazonian blowgun full of deadly knowledge...


Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

by Barney Stinson & Matt Kuhn Touchstone (October 02, 2012)

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking...


Hey Mom

by Louie Anderson Touchstone (April 03, 2018)

With wry wit and poignant humor, Louie Anderson, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award–winning comedian currently starring in Zach Galifianakis’s Baskets, shares his journey of turning life’s...


Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?

by Dan Bucatinsky Touchstone (June 05, 2012)

In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl—launching their...


This Book Has Balls: Sports Rants from the MVP of Talking Trash

by Michael Rapaport Touchstone (October 24, 2017)

Michael Rapaport, actor, Top 50 podcaster, award-winning film maker, and sports fanatic, is here to set the world straight on the greatest and downright worst athletes, players, teams, and jerseys—while refusing...


Literally Me

by Julie Houts Touchstone (October 24, 2017)

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE. Or EXIST. SMIRK. LURK.

Julie Houts has cultivated a devoted following as “Instagram’s favorite illustrator” (Vogue) by lampooning the conflicting messages and images women consume and...


The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said

by Robert Byrne Touchstone (May 01, 2012)

A fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

Robert Byrne’s quote...


Girl Up

by Laura Bates Touchstone (July 11, 2017)

Already an international bestseller, this empowering survival guide provides no-nonsense advice on sex, social media, mental health, and sexism that young women face in their everyday life—from one of the...


The Canadaland Guide to Canada

by Jesse Brown, Vicky Mochama & Nick Zarzycki Touchstone (May 02, 2017)

Do you think of Canada as that “nice” country with free health care, majestic woodlands, and polite people?

Think again.

The CANADALAND Guide to Canada (Published in America) is an outrageous exposé of Canada’s...


George W. Bushisms V

by Jacob Weisberg & Calvin Trillin Touchstone (March 21, 2006)

"I can only speak to myself."

True -- and yet we must listen. Sometimes his accidental wit speaks louder than any prepared statement.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never...


The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks

by Jen Sincero Touchstone (January 04, 2005)

From Jen Sincero, author of the New York Times bestseller You Are a Badass, comes a deliciously sexy how-to guide for any woman who sleeps with chicks (or just is curious about it)!

“You can’t swing a dead...


The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said

by Robert Byrne Touchstone (December 31, 2002)

Drawing from diverse personages -- Goethe to Churchill to Woody Allen -- Robert Byrne has mined a collection of wit and wisdom that deserves a special place on every humor lover's bookshelf. These unique, witty,...


George W. Bushisms

by Jacob Weisberg Touchstone (August 25, 2001)

"They misunderestimated me."

Or did they?

Judge for yourself. Here are over 100 memorable misstatements by our syntactically challenged president, collected, annotated, and introduced by Slate magazine's Jacob...


Beyond Heaving Bosoms

by Sarah Wendell & Candy Tan Touchstone (April 14, 2009)

The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name...

We do it in the dark. Under the sheets. With a penlight. We wear sunglasses and a baseball hat at the bookstore. We have a "special place" where we store them. Let's...


The Playbook

by Barney Stinson & Matt Kuhn Touchstone (October 05, 2010)

Bestselling author of The Bro Code, Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame, presents The Playbook—like Neil Strauss’s The Game for Bros, The Playbook offers advice on the many creative and resourceful...


Fired!

by Annabelle Gurwitch, Bill Maher, Robert Reich & Felicity Huffman et al. Touchstone (February 28, 2006)

If you've ever been fired, you're in good company. That's what actress and writer Annabelle Gurwitch discovered when she was fired by her idol Woody Allen ("You look retarded"). She confided her tale of woe...


Christmas Letters from Hell

by Michael Lent Touchstone (October 30, 2007)

Who doesn't love to open the mailbox during the holidays and find a newsletter? Whether it's a juicy missive from a college roommate inadvertently revealing her husband's wandering eye, a self-congratulatory...


A Funny Time to Be Gay

by Ed Karvoski Touchstone (January 11, 2011)

Meet the out crowd that’s really “in”—the gay and lesbian stand-up comics who’ve come out of the closet and stormed the mainstream with the hippest and wittiest comedy acts of the last three decades....


Ruminations on Twentysomething Life

by Aaron Karo Touchstone (April 26, 2005)

IS THERE LIFE AFTER COLLEGE?

In this sidesplitting follow-up to his smash hit, Ruminations on College Life, Aaron Karo takes readers on another outrageous journey -- this time through his early twenties. With...


Still More George W. Bushisms

by Jacob Weisberg Touchstone (November 04, 2003)

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."

With signature remarks like these,...


Sense and Nonsensibility

by Lawrence Douglas & Alexander George Touchstone (November 01, 2007)

Two widely published humor columnists and "bad boys" of academia take their wit and wisdom to dazzling new lows in this irreverent send-up of highbrow literary culture.

At last, the thinking person's take on...


The Deluxe Election Edition Bushisms

by Jacob Weisberg & Molly Ivins Touchstone (June 02, 2004)

The Bush era has been a special time -- for the deficit (back, and larger than ever), for the countries formerly known as our allies, and for the English language. Here it all is, straight from the horse's,...


Ruminations on College Life

by Aaron Karo Touchstone (August 15, 2002)

With hilarious insights, observations, and personal

anecdotes on everything from partying all night, to learning

to do laundry, to falling asleep in class, Aaron Karo

has captured the college experience like...


More George W. Bushisms

by Jacob Weisberg Touchstone (November 05, 2002)

"Most of you probably didn't know that I have a new book out. Some guy put together a collection of my wit and wisdom -- or, as he calls it, my accidental wit and wisdom. [Laughter] But I'm kind of proud that...


The Ultimate George W. Bushisms

by Jacob Weisberg Touchstone (October 30, 2007)

"This business about graceful exit just simply has no realism to it at all."

As the end of the Bush era approaches, the legacy is clear: George W. Bush is a wartime president. His enemy, battered but not defeated...


Trainwreck

by Jeff Nichols Touchstone (July 21, 2009)

Hilarious and oddly inspiring, Trainwreck is proof that a life disastrously lived can still turn out beyond anybody's wildest imaginings.

Growing up a privileged Manhattan kid, Jeff Nichols should have had it...


Why You Crying?

by George Lopez & Armen Keteyian Touchstone (June 04, 2004)

In this eagerly awaited autobiography, comedian and prime-time television star George Lopez tells the heartbreaking yet humorous story of his inspirational rise from dead-end kid in the Valley to giving a command...


Scrappy Little Nobody

by Anna Kendrick Touchstone (November 15, 2016)

The New York Times bestselling collection of humorous autobiographical essays by the Academy Award­–nominated actress and star of Up in the Air and Pitch Perfect.

Even before she made a name for herself on...


Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book

by Jackie Martling Touchstone (October 07, 1998)

The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the...


Love on a Rotten Day

by Hazel Dixon-Cooper Touchstone (December 15, 2009)

The Guide to Losing -- or Finding -- Your True Soul Mate

Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo...


I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!

by Larry Bleidner & Irene Zutell Touchstone (May 06, 2002)

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT CHILDBIRTH. THIS IS REALITY, WITH BELLY LAUGHS.

"I'll Never Have Sex with You Again!" chronicles birthin' babies like nothing ever before. Told by moms, dads, OB/GYNS,...


Sexual Bloopers

by Michelle Horwitz Touchstone (June 30, 2008)

Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?

Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that...


The Best of the Harvard Lampoon

by Harvard Lampoon Touchstone (November 15, 2016)

A collection of the best of The Harvard Lampoon—the spawning ground for Hollywood’s elite comedy writers and New Yorker humorists—revealing the hidden gems from their 140-year history.

Since its inception...


Die Laughing: Killer Jokes for Newly Old Folks

by William Novak Touchstone (October 25, 2016)

From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a “funny…geezer-licious” (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts) collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss,...


Useless Sexual Trivia

by Shane Mooney Touchstone (January 22, 2001)

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Never Knew to Ask

Did you know that in Middle-Eastern Islamic countries it is not only a sin but also a crime to eat a lamb that you've had sex with? Or that...


The Barbie Chronicles

by Yona Zeldis Mcdonough Touchstone (January 11, 2011)

A THOROUGHLY GROWN-UP LOOK AT A TWENTIETH-CENTURY MUSE OF OUTSTANDING PROPORTIONS

To some she's a collectible, to others she's trash. In The Barbie Chronicles, twenty-three writers join together to scrutinize...


The Devil's Details

by Chuck Zerby Touchstone (November 01, 2007)

Footnotes have not had it easy. Their dominance of eighteenth- and nineteenth- century literature and scholarship was both hard-won -- following many years of struggle -- and doomed, as it led to belittlement...